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Sporting...   Shining Armor.
They say I'm such a charmer.
Notify the Fire Marshal of the time of the cypha.
AKA... Bonfire, 3 Alarmer.

James Bond got fired.
Frank James was hired.

At this moment in times -
the stakes are higher.
The flames rising higher -
add more Verses and Crisco to the fryer.
I'm sizzling - through my grill.
Sintilating -
Raised in Brooklyn on Momma's southern cooking.
Good lookin.
You seem to me mistaken.
The number one spot is taken -
It got took'in. I already told you :
I was raised in aka... Crooklyn,...
New York.
Slick talk; Pimp walk;
Eyes of a Hawk... Stalk.
Never balk.

Resolve the issue.
Case headed for dismissal. Dismay Columbo....
Peter Falk.
Started writing rhymes with crayolas.
3rd grade - djs need to pay up the payola.
Now - outline emcees - within the DMV... in chalk.
Sign checks over 100k in fountain pens by Mont Blanc.
Never ate at McDonald's Restaurants.
I'm the reason - the studio's ghost haunt. Reason is the production software
the engineers wants. I'm wanted on 6 continents -
for felonious assault. The evidence is there -
in body bags - laid out on the asphalt. As usual -
Me & my Lit parties are at fault.
As usual -
I need updated methods of payment and a new Vault.
As usual -
I'm manning the catapaults.

Unusual and unwarranted circumstances occur dealing with the occult.
In the catacombes - the funereal directors
are leaving me My cut.

My shining armor is insured by Farmers.
My Trident awaits for departure....
moored at the harbour.

Nuclear tipped projectiles darken the sky. No size aircraft - military or civilian - can fly by. The pilot with the handle of "Maverick" wouldn't even try. I keep imperial storm troopers -some experiencing symptons of PTSD... on stand by. I highly rely on my intuitive sensibilities - and my agility... to easily side-step... and step by. The perpetrators..... and GET

favorable calls from the refs.

In the first quarter - opponents out of breath. It's a consequence of death.

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My Shining armor is now dusty.
Excaliber isn't rusting.
Continues - like faulty condoms
- busting....... in these metro streets that are bustling,
...in this new digital era of hustling.

Covert handlers -
Rustling up the cattle. Most of my sat-com
phone calls - Are Crys for Battle.
My Arabian steed
speedingly proceeding, to facilitate me feeding...
the insatisable appetite
of my egotism's
drug-fueled bad habits...
of senseless bingeing
on human suffering.

I'm on the Hunt for Red October...
these 4 weeks of November.

With ICBMs shouldering the burden -
bringing the hurting....
to B Rabbit and other addicts.
Take their stash and take his carrots.
Rocking harder than Lenny Kravitz.
Flipping wigs like the disgrunted Mad Hatter .
Your squad and their affiliates -
will help me maintain my average. When I spill out their fluids -
like a shook-up hot
carbonated beverage.
You got the longest leee ver - However,.... No Leverage.

Devereux will tell you....
I'm the cleverist, deadliest.
Roll up like the Magnificient Seven.

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Redman, Method Man,.... Wiz Khalifa;
Excuse Me.... that group over there...
Could you please display better manners while I'm speaking?
Dj Muggs, of course,......
S, N, double-O, P .
wEEzy
The Game
Honorable mention... A$AP Rocky .

My cyphas normally start about an hour after 11 .
I'm weary of emcees begging...
for their lives...
as I'm admiring the leggings
on the exotic dancer before me.
The MC before me made the cypha boring.
Now, I travel like Space X.
Enjoying the glory...

of the celestial mornings...

While exploring new terrotories
and solar systems to be extorting.
NASA provides Billions
in supplemental funding.
Snowden told me the NSA is still recording.
My retro-fitted global hawk soaring.
The Predator drones waiting to execute the sortees.
Give me a moment with Shortie.
I never consumed forties.

1 half litre of Hennessey -
is enough for me.

My Seed passed through many ovaries.
Like the number of species of fish in the sea.
Never treated my beautiful mistresses like trophies.
My ten - one and onlies-
never let me feel lonely.
Some fat - some bony - none schrony.

with Eyelashes that aren't phony.

Nicknames doesn't sound like the genealogical path to a pony.
One trick... can make you disappear like magic.
News of him contracting HIV seemed tragic.
11 and 19.5 were his per assists
and points averages.
Played with a level of finesse -
while Mr. Jordan -
was like Michael,
the arch angel ravaging.
I'm enjoying lavishing....
my adoring word play freestlye fans
with barrages of my narratives.

That's 17 million owed -
before I calculate the surcharges.
Yes, Sir that's before taxes.
I threw in the Viking Axes.
Yes, Maam, you can stop by our corporate offices.
A 15 percent fee for removing
and replacing the Sealy Orthopedic mattresses.
Access Hollywood, TMZ, and Ray Jay
Got mad stories about mad bad actresses.
Sexually active - too caught up in being
considered beautifully seductively attractive. My freestyles somtimes flow like latic acid.
I'm a slow moving target while I'm fasting.
Armed with blasting caps - C4 -
for four heads I'm blasting!
Annoyed like Trump -
with the questions Leslie is asking .

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I would like to hear
DJ Premiere
detonate a bombastic beat
within the upper atmosphere.

and allow the point-of-the-spear
to demonstrate how i perseverve.
while causing severe decimation and dispair....
that causes Jehovah to shed a tear.
The culling was sanctioned.
Too many slaves on the plantation.
This line requires some explaining.
They're already talking about cancelling me.
This society and the rules of P C ....
is ass backward - like the alphabet starting with Z. In front of that - J(ay) . Instead of an A.

Plus...

You get an F...
R - A - N - K.... equals Emperor.

Roman times were simpler.

Tonight meet with the Knights Templar.
The times new roman font was not used to pen scripture. I provide social commentary like a Norman Rockwell picture.
Excuse me,.... painting. My opponent is fading.
My succession of my canon fire makes visibility on the playing field hazy. Former associates... turned evidence over to the state and are now missing federal witnesses.

Yawn, at dawn.... and start the day with a protein shake and an AK . With a pro team. By the way.... a shout out to Norway.
South Kakalacka.
Dirty South. Dirty Mouths. Dirty Crackers.

It's a beautiful Tuesday.... to walk with 2 of my lay-days. and the kids would like to get out and play. Inform Disney that we're on our way. "The World is Not Enough". I'm all in . I'm calling your bluff.

Ask the squire to buff my Armor.

Bring in the technician from Oracle and for entertainment.... the snake charmer.
And outside... Ask them to calm down all that clammer.

"But Sire,
They're singing
the National Anthem !


OFNM
aka J. Frank James
sunday 25 october 2020

  "Shining Armor" "



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My ex colleagues in the
Military Industrial Complex

Lex Lugor

My Half-Brother Mars
Aphrodite

The World Bank
The American Bar
Association

The International
Consortium of Retired
Assassins

USPS
The Makers of Tuck Tape
John Woo
Michael Bay
Ridley Scott

Level7 - the Farm
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to be continued....